Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Patriot Palin (by The B*tch)


It must be that desperate one-time-beauty-queen-need for attention, because Sarah Palin has wasted no time in making headlines.  No, I'm not even going to bother talking about her kid who's 5 months preggers. (I think that speaks for itself.) What I am talking about is her alleged  membership to the AIP.

What is the AIP you ask?  Well, I am thrilled to tell you.  It's the Alaskan Independence Party, which as been pushing for Alaska to secede from the US since the 1970s.  (Palin and her husband both said to be members in 1994.)  While McCain says "Country First", the AIP says "Alaska First--Alaska Always." Well she's turning out to be quite the patriot, isn't she?

The AIP founder once said "I'm an Alaskan, not an American.  I've got no use for America or her damned institution...[T]he fires of Hell are glaciers compared to my hate for the American government." Interesting that McCain's camp dares to question Obama's patriotism...

Furthermore, if THAT wasn't enough, there is even a video of an AIP leader explaining the need for members to "infiltrate" other parties in order to push for Alaskan independence.  (Hmmm, I guess becoming Vice President of the United States would be a good way to start.)

Well McCain, good work vetting this one. I guess one phone call wasn't long enough to dig up all this dirt...or maybe it was just that the volume on your hearing aid just wasn't turned up enough.

www.akip.org


REVISION: Turns out, she wasn't a member...but her husband was...still very suspicious...

Friday, August 29, 2008

Villainous Predator Palin (by the B*tch)


So McCain has chosen his running mate: Sarah Palin.  Looks like McCain has chosen more of a maverick than himself: a lifetime member of the NRA who loves to kill off all the amazing wildlife in her state of Alaska. Good choice because this sharp shooter will REALLY win over all the Hillarettes.... 

Interesting though that someone so Pro Life doesn't hold that position regarding God's other magnificent creatures.




BUT, of course MORE importantly...


Despite the fact that she may have been a former beauty queen, she sure needs a lesson in fashion.  A FUR STOLE? Is it 1950???  

Well, then again, maybe it's to make McCain feel young again...I mean, that's when he would have been at a more appropriate age to run for president.




Winning choice McCain, winning choice.