My point being this: The real women of Los Angeles need to all calm the fuck down. The twigs walking around trying to become movie stars or trophy wives do not represent reality. And I'm sick and tired of people who weight 110 lbs complaining about being fat, because what the hell does that make me???
To help rectify the situation and to potentially shut you all up, I've done some research:
*The average weight for woman in the US is is 163 lbs...NOT 100!
*The average dress size of an American woman is a size 14. (Not a 0 or 2, like you Blondie.)
*90-99% of diets fail to produce permanent weight loss, yet the diet industry makes over $40 billion a year.
So listen up ladies: Stop wasting your money on diet pills and just go to the gym. Please do, because if you are running on the treadmill, chances are you'll be breathing too hard to say anything to me. Now I'm going to have a piece of cake.