Friday, September 12, 2008

Am I fat? (by the B*tch)

NO!  So please shut the hell up Blonde.  You do not need diet pills, nor do I--thanks for the suggestion though (ASSHOLE).  

My point being this: The real women of Los Angeles need to all calm the fuck down.  The twigs walking around trying to become movie stars or trophy wives do not represent reality.  And I'm sick and tired of people who weight 110 lbs complaining about being fat, because what the hell does that make me???

To help rectify the situation and to potentially shut you all up, I've done some research:

*The average weight for woman in the US is is 163 lbs...NOT 100!  

*The average dress size of an American woman is a size 14.  (Not a 0 or 2, like you Blondie.)

*90-99% of diets fail to produce permanent weight loss, yet the diet industry makes over $40 billion a year.



So listen up ladies: Stop wasting your money on diet pills and just go to the gym.   Please do, because if you are running on the treadmill, chances are you'll be breathing too hard to say anything to me.  Now I'm going to have a piece of cake.

5 comments:

the blonde said...

i AM fat, so stfu. and i DO go to the gym... and spinning, and weights, and personal training. so HA! and that girl in the pic is hott.

the b*tch said...

i am going to punch you in the face.

Zee said...

The problem with your rant is that the "average American woman" is fat.

Zee said...

Having now met the blonde, i can say "you are not fat, though you may be phat."

Zee said...

why don't you guys post blogs anymore? they were entertaining.